Welcome to Night Vale’s proverbs, part 1.
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
This has just been a rollercoaster.
she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door
I like older men and you cant stop me
Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.
It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.