notcallum:

the facts

Welcome to Night Vale’s proverbs, part 1.

sammiches23:

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

This has just been a rollercoaster.

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largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

theloveofmylifeissteventyler:

I like older men and you cant stop me

iridescentoracle:

embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

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